Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Hott
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Poor old Kermit
Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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Shakabrah 0
what the duck
insanestab 0
haha rubber ducky IS the one
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Comments (110)
morales16 0
starburst7596 14
at least it came with it's own rubber.
milomay 0
what else is lenders for?
personguydude17 0
damn dude you need to get some
sux4u253 0
well where did ur u no wat go?
PapSmearNinja 4
get a hooker..watch out for bumps on yea d***
asianeggrole 0
you should see a doctor buddy.
sayitagain 9
Fyl lol u should go see someone bout that
BloodofaSavior 0
Winning!
awesome_squash 0
Ernie from sessame st must be pissed that a rubber duck is cheating on him