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Deep Throat

Today, after months of celibacy due to being utterly single in this pandemic, I finally got to look a man in the eyes while being deepthroated. Oh. I wasn't gagging on his penis, no no, it was on a Covid test swab. FML

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Hey, OP here! Hahaha ,fortunately I had the choice to get the nasal or the throat swab and I chose throat! No deep nasal ******* here!

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Literally the best fml I’ve seen in ages 😂

I--- do you usually deep throat with your nose??! Or am I missing something???

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How far up your nose did he go

Literally the best fml I’ve seen in ages 😂

Hahah thank you!

I--- do you usually deep throat with your nose??! Or am I missing something???

BatCatTaco 13

When my father had his Covid test before his surgery at the VA, they swabed his tonsils. They didn't go up his nose like other Covid tests I had heard of.

That's very surprising to me. I know of a cheek swab, but even that is rare. My sister and mom are in the medical field so I'm just surprised by that. It happens though, I'm sure.

Sometimes they will do a mouth swab.

Would you have preferred an anal swab?

You're giving hope to all the pencil dicks!

Hey, OP here! Hahaha ,fortunately I had the choice to get the nasal or the throat swab and I chose throat! No deep nasal ******* here!

What was wrong with a deep anal *******?

peterblack67 9

Just like the rest of us.

Damn. I was packing a dip while reading this. You made me laugh and look retarded with my fingers in my mouth but it was worth it.

I mean I'm available 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's nothing, I've been single my whole life (8years since adult?)