Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Hott
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Poor old Kermit
Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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Shakabrah 0
what the duck
insanestab 0
haha rubber ducky IS the one
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Cinn_fml 23
That's funny, I thought people knew not to eat cheese before bed? :P However, it was only a dream, sometimes our subconscious goes crazy. However, if this becomes a regular occurrence, then you might want to start worrying.
youFail2 0
oh shut up ^_^
Phustercluck 11
I've never heard the cheese one. My friend told me to stop going to bed with socks on, after I was having messed up nightmares. I dun like cold feetsies.
Cinn_fml 23
youFail - No, you shut up. (Yes, this is the level my arguing skills have got to, I now argue like a four year old.) Phustercluck - Well, I've been told the cheese one a lot, never heard about socks. There was another one, but I can't remember what it was...
Paramorefan2 1
you're comments are too long. nobody cares THAT much.
sourgirl101 29
Cinn, I've always heard it's never eat a heavy meal. Oops, come to think of it, I think that's for a nightmare not a wet dream. Maybe I'll reseach it by with holding sex and feeding my husband cheese pizzas before bed.jk Btw when I type your name, my phone spells Cinnamon.(:
Cinn_fml 23
Paramorefan - 'You're' means 'you are'. Also, if you don't care that much, then why do you feel the need to reply telling me that my comments are too long? Sourgirl - Yeah, one of my mates has heard the meal one. Cheese is just supposed to be weird dreams. Sounds like you'd be having fun with that test? :P
jose1760 1
lol oh Cinn-ball-face your sooo silly. you are soo dumb! for real!
Cinn_fml 23
Jose - I'd tell you to piss off, but a) I know it wouldn't work, and b) I want to know why you think I'm stupid. I didn't know I'd said or done anything that merited that. Pen - There is that. I doubt it's true as well, but I know someone who does have weird dreams when they've eaten cheese before bed.
laevatin 2
I always skip your comments. The reason I read this was because I was curious who replied you 9 times lol.
Cinn_fml 23
Technically three (now four) of those replies were me replying to other people. :P
Paramorefan2 1
oops, typo. everybody makes them, bitch.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, sorry, Paramorefan, but I didn't (intentionally) say it with any malice. Actually, I'm not sorry because I don't take kindly to being called a bitch.
Paramorefan2 1
well. I apologize. I wasn't thinking when I typed that last comment, and I am sorry. :/ if it makes you feel any better, I was sorta pissed at the whole world and didn't mean to call you a bitch.
Spastastic 6
"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!" I care about what Cinn has to say.
Spastastic 6
But...but... I like Christmas cheer! Ah, the benefits of being in an interfaith family... I get Christmas AND Chanukah!
Spastastic 6
Bah!
Person1233 13
I can only imagine the sounds it made when it orgasmed.
bh0p 0
Qu-Qua aaa-Qua-QUAAAAAAAaaaack! in human: "oh-oh my- oh- GOOOOOooooood!"
rougecatterpilla 0
dude your comment made my day:)
Ookami85 0
Furry fail. On a positive note at least she (assuming it was a she) has built in protection.
maniaccrab 0
this could be a form of premonition, meaning that your first time if it's hasn't already happend will be in a bath tub. sometimes our subconsiounce reveils stuff we didn't know about like a premonition it will come up in a dream.
austanyo 0
Last night I had a dream where I went on an adventure with my cat. Does that mean anything?
Mesocoollike 8
Hhhmm... those things works like sexdolls dont they? Just saying.... if it becomes a habbit you know.
Randen_fml 0
epic cupcake!!!
sourgirl101 29
That rubber duckie's hole is pretty tiny you know.
xxxbooxxx 16
that. is. amazing. lmao!
avengedjerrrufol 0
wtf why would u admit this
Person1233 13
Because he's being anonymous.
BroSkii69 8
You're such a quack
nikkired 0
Well maybe your Mommy will buy you a rubber ducky for your 10th birthday.
Hoplaka 0
"your Mommy". Mommy isn't capitalized in this kind of sentance because you don't own your mommy. Oh, and because you can replace mommy with a name so puting 'your' in it wouldn't make sense. WRONG: Well maybe your Mommy (Mommy=Sarah) can pick you up. RIGHT: Well maybe Sarah (Take away 'your' so it would make sense) can pick you up. Language class over. I'd know because I'm a 6th grade teacher.
jordanbanana 0
win.
anorexicbarbie 8
It's "sentence", moron.
anorexicbarbie 8
It's "sentence", moron.
ParadoxTheory 3
Where the hell do they let you teach if you can't even spell 'sentence' correctly?
chazza94 4
I think you will find this sort of thing is most common with New Zealanders ;)