Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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_insertnamehere_ 0
well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...
josface 0
Poor kids.
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Comments (178)
Peroxide 3
Confucius say, man who walk through airport metal detector sideways going to Bangkok
doof_fisch 2
They should have escorted you to the "****"pit.
trapiadora 0
#23 what are the odds lol . Wtf and fyl cause that must have been embarasing. Atleast it was big. lol
fmlreaderr 0
# 1, 11, 29, 64, 97, 98... and a lot of others... hahaha this FML has some of the funniest comments I have ever read!! Dude that must have been embarrassingggg
fmlreaderr 0
Oh, and this apparently happened to another FML user too... except he was supposedly "excited" to see his father... weird.
Abcdfg 0
clearly, men in blue uniform make you horny. I could imagine ur kids also being gay cuz, well, like father like son.
Mathias816 0
All the people that think how did he get a boner in the airport are 1) women 2) people who need viagra.
circayouandme 0
Hm. Airports turn you on?
TomFantastic 0
This is pure genius, probably not one to tell the grandchildren though
st87 0
Okay so apparently the term 'explode in my pants' have been taken as a totally different definition at an airport then! Thanks for the warning lol. Anyway what the hell was arousing you??