Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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Top comments
derriduh 0
Oh please, just because it's a domestic game doesn't mean that it's a domestic fantasy that he has built. Maybe he truly uses the game as a way to completely get away from EVERYONE. It's not like he replaced you with a stripper named Candi. Everyone needs an escape, this could be like his forest of solitude.
catacombhome 0
He rules! It's obviously you who sucks since you are offended by a game.
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kwight404 0
HHAHAHA DITCH THAT LOSER. you dont deserve that! you should go make a fantasy house and fantasy boyfriend to make him jealous!! (:
omgcookeys 15
all men dream of being single and awesome, I, as a girl, wouldn't mind at all.
22cute 17
#2 that's not the way marriage works.
soiree_fml 0
At least he didn't have a girlfriend who was your polar opposite. But still, fyl
catacombhome 0
He rules! It's obviously you who sucks since you are offended by a game.
awsumelefants 0
haha im sorry that sucks
SasuNaru_fml 0
LOL Sorry, but you gotta slap him or something.
derriduh 0
Oh please, just because it's a domestic game doesn't mean that it's a domestic fantasy that he has built. Maybe he truly uses the game as a way to completely get away from EVERYONE. It's not like he replaced you with a stripper named Candi. Everyone needs an escape, this could be like his forest of solitude.
flying_vegan 0
I like that you spelt Candi with an i to avoid any confusion about her ever being anything other than a stripper :)
Ares81 1
Fortress not forest
pinkpikachu 0
gg
eggnogg 0
my mum eats cheerios in front of the TV in her underwear
ring13 0
WTF?!
fireandice92 0
Ha! I'm a simmer myself, don't take it personally. He just needs some him time
JoyHeart 0
Why does he need a wife in his dream house? At least he didn't put a 'perfect woman' in it. Maybe this is his way of saying he needs you to back off and give him some alone time. I personally see nothing wrong with a wifeless house at all. If he'd made a perfect woman, then I'd be a little miffed, but since he didn't I suggest you not get offended by it.