Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
A little too eager my friend.
GoW_Chick 15
Psh. Don't lie you just wanted an excuse to pull your pants down in public..
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Comments (101)
lrgenesis 19
Haha nice
lrgenesis 19
Wait… were your underwear exposing the outline of your package? If so I hope youre not small…
imustbeinsane 2
Her package is as small as it gets considering she's a woman
somerandomdude19 2
I think soooomeeeeooonneeee was a bit eager to be first comment...
lrgenesis 19
I didn't notice that… fail on my part… *facepalm*
theaws0m3guy 4
I once did that, on purpose.
tanneriscool 2
18 - you beat me to it :( I wanted to say that....
shanemaximo 7
Any lady that is so willing to drop their pants in a crowded public space is A ok by me!
_Oblivion_ 12
I'm too slow on my draw to get first comment; it has always been my long loved dream to be the ******* idiot who screams first.
biggestfan23 11
I don't think nice is the best word with this FML
nabila21 0
XD
Colonel_Lexi 18
Quagmire, I thought the only times you ever drop your pants at an airport terminal is when your screwing the flight attendants.
esu 5
I bet you made the guards' day
DooleyFTW 17
73, I'm not sure if you realise this or not but quagmire is actually a fictional character.
EvilCupcake8361 9
5: camel toe??? .__.
mixmaster647 2
Whats the fuss with somekne being first comment ? Why the **** should anyone even care about that
tanneriscool 2
You jealous? Thought so..
Buttsexpirate 9
A little too eager my friend.
Pr0metheus 7
Were you expecting a complementary prostate exam?
zombicidal 11
most likely a cavity search
Angelrose2004 17
Since when do women have prostates?
Pr0metheus 7
Forgive my ignorance, I didn't bother to check OP's sex.
Wederoney 16
At least the airport security guys had a nice day.
Angelrose2004 17
For having such a cute profile pic, I forgive you! j/k
diceplaya 12
Or a little too desperate?
chenry1 4
Do you like the angle of my dangle? then the wink;)
ShyAnn29 15
I hope OP had cute panties on.
piccalo 4
@33 since when do women start showing panties, removing belt even if its a great hurry!!!
baconftw 9
"Trying to get things over and done with quickly" and "I dropped my pants quickly" ;)
mark5723 0
Thanks a lot Bin Laden
cosmosis 12
But it isnt illegal, its just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an aeroplane!
The_Troller 14
Or in a retirement home. Don't ask.
jaredjudd21 2
"this isn't my appointment for my physical" -.-
SecretMe00 5
I wouldn't ever just drop my pants in public. I bet you looked like a goof ball OP.
abbybailey204 19
I looked at that quickly and thought it said golf ball. :/
StopDropNRoll 11
Idk 46 if she was incredibly hot I really don't think she would look like a goof ball. Just be a bit embarrassed
margie2194 12
Giggidy ;)
cja101 8
4- I can hear your comment in peter's voice lmao
blondpr0fet 5
Thats actually Quagmire but A for effort.
jaredjudd21 2
That comment was actually meant for me but A for effort.
Bluemonster3 26
That must have been awkward
Manganimegrl 16
I think so...
NuTrees 9
It's hilarious though, I'm sure he just shrugged it off. It really isn't a biggie. F no ones life because I'm sure everyone had a laugh.
Furrywhiplash 14
115- I'm pretty sure SHE didn't shrug it off, and I'm sure she felt thoroughly embarrassed. Why would she bother to post it as a FML if she just shrugged it off? THINK!
NuTrees 9
Some people can laugh at themselves. Think! Just think that maybe she was comfortable enough to giggle, put her pants back on and carry on. It certainly is not the end of the world.
Furrywhiplash 14
You are still forgetting the fact that it was posted as an FML, so she clearly did not just laugh or giggle. While I agree many people can laugh at themselves with stuff like that, it doesn't appear she is one of them.
dancer050 0
Ooh, that's embarrassing...
Wassupwassup 0
OP is lookin like a fool with his pants on the ground
A100893 30
I think security enjoyed the free show.
biasedshooter 24
So that's how to get into your pants!
cja101 8
Indeed no need to cut them off with your many knives of doom v
Vulpes21 6
Thats hot.
Fmlsea 28
At least u will laugh about this one day
somerandomdude19 2
That awkward moment when..... That happens :P