grossesfesses
Compi?gne, France
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
evilraider 5
I'm sure your mom has quite a few with her then
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Be proud of your big butt! Some guys think it's sexy! Personally I wish mine was bigger! So flaunt it!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
37- that's not very nice.
Bano360 25
Exactly #44. I'm like that. I love curves and a big butt.
groovycrazyjoe 18
she just have junk in the trunk
russhoff70 2
Sass doesn't work on children though
icetea4life 5
Well, where are your cookies?!
fareith 15
How do you think she got the big butt? She ate them!
young_weezy_fml 3
great parenting
v1kt4r 13
I get the feeling this started out as the mom saying something like " she has junk in her trunk" the ku over heard and the mom in an effort to explain it away went mom: well ladies with big butts have junk food in their bags kid: like cookies? Mom: yes, like cookies.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
etishuman22 32
I like 'em round...
Brockulus 4
And big.
Ambient25 25
and when I'm throwin a gig....
jramirez16 9
I just can't help myself. I'm acting like an animal.
Mizzesbestie 13
Now heres my scandal
Ambient25 25
I wanna get you home...
fuzz97 23
stahp
Mizzesbestie 13
You just ruined it :/
chanellgymnast 17
And UH double up, UH UH.
fuzz97 23
:)
Ambient25 25
I ain't talkin about Playboy
Corrupt_waffles 13
Cause silicone parts are made for toys
booboohoney 12
I want 'em real thick and juicy
elgordogrande1 11
88- I believe the answer to that question is "Yes"
mn_shr 22
Why? No one needed to read that 88...
drayloon 50
So find that juicy double Mix a Lots in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So im lookin at rock videos Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes You can have dem bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters I wanna get with ya I wont cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna mmm Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin on Alotta simps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it And id rather stay and play Cuz im long, and im strong And im down to get the friction on So, ladies (yeah) Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around, stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back you're welcome
Melix 31
And the others cannot deny..
Xquisite1 28
OP, you should be hiding cookies along with the junk in your trunk.
DWT 18
But I always thought ladies with big butts had cookies... T_T
lilhellian 27
Shde did, she simply ate 'em.
lilhellian 27
She*
LittlestPrincess 21
his mom is just jealous! take it as a compliment, OP.
KawaiiCupcake 14
No everybody is jelly of a big booty. Booty means fat.
SMHsohard 22
#68, there's a difference between a woman with a big ass and a big ass woman ( not that there's anything wrong with that). Woman with a big ass: JLo Big ass woman: Gabourey Sidibe.
love_me_electric 20
Boobs also mean fat, but a lot of people find those attractive. A big booty is not necessarily a bad thing.
lukeyhoward79236 17
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
therealslim 15
Bruce Almighty is that you?
lukeyhoward79236 17
Ill tell you the day a monkey comes out that little kids butt :3
MegaHAMX 6
B-e-a Utiful
MidnaLink 35
I'm sorry but that is just rude. Tell Momma how you feel and smack her one!
Snazzy_Snaz 17
I wouldn't worry about it too much. Kids will be kids. I'm sure you've got nice butt :D