Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said, "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank space: "Less often." FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML
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hellogoodbye1996 6
so it was a parent teacher conference because he did exceedingly well on his test?
issoz 10
This kid sure knows about life!
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Comments (530)
Batmon8523 0
how is this a FML moment!? This should be the new best day of your life!
loveurlifeJK 5
Bigfoot owns a blurry video of Chuck Norris walking. When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say 'please' first". Chuck Norris is the best thing before, after, and during sliced bread. I could go on for hours.
RedPillSucks 33
cool beans, grrr friend
pitchblease 2
chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. there were no survivors.
ADub55 0
hahaha thats the best one ive heard
jvillan87 5
Agreed!
jvillan87 5
Agreed!
ChibiGirl5 0
hahahaha your son wins
deathphsyco 0
it's not FML it's fmw (******* mega win
vtecsauce93 0
that is awesome
DaddyFatSacks 0
I agree your son is gifted. I wish I woulda been that smart. I wouldnt be stuck working at wal mart
emilysanerd 0
****** win!
nanlew 0
I'm sorry but this is hilarious!!!
lmaoatall 6
who discovered America? chuck Norris what is h2o? chuck Norris who is the president of the united states? chuck Norris what's 9+9? chuck Norris who is the main lead actor in Texas ranger? chuck Norris hey I got one right