Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
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Top comments
LaBooskie 1
Funny dad.
Doortje 30
Well YOUR teacher does.
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Comments (81)
lollovelife0304 3
Sucks for you!
hotshot2626 9
Haha idk, I mean it shows op's dad cares. Just in a slightly juvenile way. Personally I would have just waited till open house.
iiAntheA17 7
If someone says that one more time, they're going to get round house kicked in the face.
klovemachine 24
Yeah, good luck with that 33 :D
iiAntheA17 7
I don't need luck. I have magical unicorns that will take me anywhere I need to go, to kick them in the face. But thanks for the luck though (:
Doortje 30
Well YOUR teacher does.
onlychildFTW 34
It seems like a smart idea to see if the teachers are paying attention. OP, your dads smart, at your expense. Haha.
LaBooskie 1
Funny dad.
HeyArnold91 8
I would hi-five my dad if he had a sense of humor like that.
kearsleyz 10
Classic
daringtoride 27
Sorry, OP, but this is pretty funny. One of those moments when it's funny unless it's happening to you :') Speaking of, hilarious dad!
st333ph 12
Your dad is legendary! HAHAHA
Zya_fml 8
What a stupid way to figure out if the teachers pay attention what the stupids hand in. I hope your dad was honest and admitted. if not then **** your life.
bugmenotmofo 34
Here comes Captain Killjoy.
TomPusslicker 21
Always makes me think of Buzz Killington.lol
Forlorn420 9
That's a great idea lol
JustKittyKat 24
I am trying to imagine the look on the principle's face when he/she finds out that the dad did actually sign that. Oh how I wish some FML's could include photos.
Quinn32 16
principal*
JustKittyKat 24
Whelp, that was my autocorrect.
perdix 31
Are you sure he's not a pre-op transsexual? I don't know of many men who are proud of their moobs, but there's always a first for everything.
gc327072 31
Perdix: always traversing the strangest of social avenues in the name of humor.
perdix 31
Yep, when I got here, the comments sections were clogged with "That sucks" and "YDI for being a *****!" I'd like to think that I contributed in some small way to the improved quality and creativity of comments here.
TrueTriage 16
Define quality. Creative I tip my hat to you Sir Perdix.