Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said, "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank space: "Less often." FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML
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hellogoodbye1996 6
so it was a parent teacher conference because he did exceedingly well on his test?
issoz 10
This kid sure knows about life!
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Comments (530)
JWentworth94 5
He obviously got a hundred percent
Blake4477 0
Well duh! lol(:
relyo 0
The kid already knows that Chuck Norris is the universal answer. Nothing wrong with that.
jannie22 0
that bitch better have not marked them wrong or she is condemned to hell! chuck Norris is the answer to everything always was and always will be!
staceysgenesis16 0
wow. thats just stupid.
Blake4477 0
Your stupid! lol JK Chuck Norris is the best!(:
staceysgenesis16 0
oh thanks. lol. i dont really get the humor in chuck norris jokes though. hmm..
BWill9014 4
watch the chuck Norris kick and chuck norris fighting a bear online and you will understand
snugglesmcgee91 2
Yeah........thats probably because Chuck Norris has roundhouse-kicked you so much. *shrugs* Congrats on still living though.
zojieeu 6
I bet you do not know how big Chuck Norris's dick is :(
zojieeu 6
I bet you do not know how big is Chuck Norris's middle "leg" is :(
OceanProtection 0
hater!
staceysgenesis16 0
chuck norris is old.
docscientist 10
Well yeah, he roundhouses kicked in the middle of the empty universe once, causing the big bang. Apparently he then dined on antimatter, which is why we have an abundance of matter today.
crisd666 0
no, he's just fooling ppl into believe that for he is infinitely young
MeJazz 7
That should have been an epic moment in your life and instead you take for granted that your child is genius
logo79 0
well chuck norris is the only answer either him or a round house kick to the face
Gamer_Bum 1
Chuck Norris helped me become my school's valedectorian :D
Blazingcrono 6
Chuck Norris should've helped you learn how to spell "valedictorian" while he was at it.
BellaGoBoom 6
Oh no, one letter!! Light the signal fires!
texxan87 0
was the conference in honor of him getting an award?
vickilouise 1
don't let him play wow anymore :-/
ProhibitionRose 14
Chuck Norris has nothing to do with wow, moron
BWill9014 4
wtf lol... you're thinking of Leroy Jenkins you dumb ass xD
ImInABox 6
Chuck Norris is the answer for everything. DUH. "Oh, how are you?" "Chuck Norris." "Where?!"
instnt1nfction 17
Chuck Norris