Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML
Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
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FreakinChaps 0
What a dick!!!
thelargestidiot 0
Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!
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Comments (138)
FreakinChaps 0
What a dick!!!
lerouxmaster 7
What a penis !
Florence_ 0
What a ****!
HesJustTheBest 0
Survey says: Phallus! Sorry guys, you don't get any points there.
ThatLooksSticky 16
numbnuts!
airborn54 0
make him a sammich!
nahbayccb 0
I take it u have not met every1luvsboners......
silinawashere 0
HAHAHAHA. ydi
LoonyPheebs 0
When has knowing all the synonyms for the word "penis" ever helped anyone in life? FYL, catsofly7. Next time something important's coming up, at least you'll know to double-check the clocks in your house the day before.
RockVolley09 8
Agreed
thelargestidiot 0
Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!
thor89 0
stfu
sexylemon231 0
nobody likes a rymer idiot
lolfood 24
Rhymer*
Imbored_fml 0
that sucks.
MzKylz 0
I would kick his ass!!
CanadiansAreAJok 0
with your giant juggs?
LabRats_fml 4
Aprill Fools!...Early!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
lmao XD
canadian_ftw 8
you should lock your phone.
iamtwiggyme 0
6 - I don't see how that would help since he changed the alarm clock in her room not her cell phone clock.
sexylemon231 0
you idiot, read it, it says "I checked my PHONE and IT said 10:33"
Mehness 0
51 - And it says at the end that the boyfriend changed the time on her clock.
canadian_ftw 8
my mistake, i should have reread the FML.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
That is no joke. That's pretty passive aggressive...
newjerseyguy 0
thats ****** up. hes an asshole and ruined your chance at a job, you deserve better than that.
jrsgreenfire257 0
Phh that sucks
MrRawwr84 0
the first thing i said when i read this was... arrrr fuckk !!! :/