Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML
Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
Today, at the park, a woman asked if I could watch her toddler for a second while she ran to the bathroom. Before I could answer, she ran off. Ten minutes later, a police officer approached me because someone reported a "man lurking with a child." I’m a woman. And not the babysitter. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML
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Top comments
ash14 0
wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.
Doortje 30
Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?
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Comments (129)
ash14 0
wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
damn
iSitt 0
tell her she forgot her lithium
iloveloosy12 0
what an insane freak witch lady!
rebel408 0
depends if she actually is a ****
Pg11 0
did anyone else read that as "she got so worked up she started sweating"
Seabeast1000 4
I would have started screaming back at her!
brenkite 5
my sister used an analogy similar to this post to describe the woman who took Dumbledore's place after he disappeared with fox
mexicanguy39 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
105- it says swearing, not sweating...
Doortje 30
Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?
Bakachu 7
Ahaa, that lady is a bad influence.
ElectricGhost_fml 5
Wow you should have told her to mind her own business
alison179sd 0
totally.... she's like saying the OPis a **** but she is the one swearing at a toddler and a person she doesn't know.
spikey818 9
people shouldn't assume things
mycookiezz 0
When you assume it makes an ass out of you and me.
Snowstar 0
assume-u-me=a*s
QWERTYCommander 5
a multiplied by s?
babyyappld 7
unfortunately people do. this happened to me when I was taking care of my 3 year old cousin. but no one swore they just gave death stares
VaultDweller106 7
People stupidly give me stares when I'm with my 7 year old niece. I'm only 20 for craps sake.
carameldrizzle 0
what an incosiderate bitch, swearing in front of a toddler
wellinever 5
Yes we can, but it does require weaponry.
5t3ff1k4h 45
That doesn't make her a ****. It makes her a bitch.
awks 0
ｹﾞﾎｯｹﾞﾎｯ(>o
Badjuju7711 0
Unfortunately we still can't cure ignorance. . .
020266t 5
You can't fix the world, nor can you fix one
020266t 5
You can't fix the world, nor can you fix one
bored11 0
you can't fix stupid either which that one seemed to be for swearing in front of toddler.
Akalia_fml 7
Wow, that was rude of her. She should't have had jumped to conclusions and she should have just minded her own business. I hope you're going to tell your friend's parents what happened so they don't blame you for the toddler swearing.
YouHaveFailed 0
Wow. that bitch shouldnt assume.. Assume makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
saleha97 4
lmfao
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
We know... Someone said that earlier... So dont copy