Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML
Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
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FreakinChaps 0
What a dick!!!
thelargestidiot 0
Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!
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Comments (138)
ccmp23 0
he wants to support you and not get a job
fiveonefiveoh 0
sounds more like sabotage than a joke
sallen0046 4
When you have something as important to do as a job interview, why don't people set multiple alarms? It's easy to set one alarm incorrectly, it's more difficult to do it to two. It's easy for some idiot to change one alarm, but they rarely think to look for another. Take the time to call and apologize. You might get a second shot at the interview. Then get rid of the immature asshole of a boyfriend.
abasio 1
Don't you mean your ex-boyfriend? I mean why would you stay with such an immature asshole?
EvilDave 13
Are you kidding? She probably loves that he is an immature asshole. So many women are like that. Granted, they lie about it, but their actions speak louder than their words.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It's possible that she broke up with him but at the time of the grievance he was her boyfriend so that's what she put. It would be stupid for her to right that her ex-boyfriend changed the alarm because people would interpret it wrong and wonder why an ex has access to her alarm. The other option of writing something like "my now ex-boyfriend" just doesn't roll off the tongue and takes up unnecessary characters.
AnnyAnarchy22 0
That sucks I would have killed him!!
sagejule99 0
he freakin sucks
swampstomper 0
tell him to come over for a BJ then leave. tell him it was a joke, them dump his ass
SpanishFutbol201 0
sack the loser!
varkey 7
i mean you should really have realized that your clock was 2 hours off, hard to not notice, but FYL anyways
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It would be hard to notice the clock was two hours off if her boyfriend changed it while she was already asleep. She apparently only has one real clocks since she didn't notice the time difference until she checked her phone in the car.
makenaaa 0
Break uppppp with him ahah