Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML
Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
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FreakinChaps 0
What a dick!!!
thelargestidiot 0
Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!
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Comments (138)
islandz 0
you should sleep with his boss!
soiheardyoufaile 4
I think it was his little attempt at April fooling you, did he start playing "Let's do the time warp again" when you were having breakfast?
deaper 16
I say you beat his ass! Then you F-UP HIS LIFE!!! He's a fricking a-hole!
klesskapet 0
What's really shocking is that you're a women that spend 30 minutes to get up in the morning for a job interview... Seriously, how do you do that? Do you even have time to brush your hair?
Doortje 30
It doesn't say anything about the time she woke up, it just says she left at 8.30am. For all you know her alarm went off at 6.30am.
5t3ff1k4h 47
What Doortje said. AND! I am a woman who spends half an hour getting ready for school in the morning, provided I don't have anything to do before class. I brush my hair, sometimes put it up, put very little makeup on, eat and leave.
purple_sarah88 0
Dump him!
wiredinvegas 1
Look at your watch now - what time is it? It's time to get rid of that jerk.
jennapokorny 0
dump. him.
PlasmaVirus 4
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
laurengirl28 0
make him your ex
organicmtdew 0
I'm not certain you know what trolling is. making funny or silly comments isn't really troll behavior, it's more along the lines of WHY THERE IS A COMMENT SECTION ON A COMEDY BLOG(blog? feed? whatever, IDC)!!!