Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML
Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
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FreakinChaps 0
What a dick!!!
thelargestidiot 0
Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!
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Comments (138)
wtf_amb 0
I guess he likes paying for everything. toss some of your bills his way.
TryptamineDreame 0
How do you not look at your phone when you wake up? You sound like an idiot, and so does your boyfriend with his childish pranks, so you deserve it.
lilmissy1290 0
Obviously op is not a 12 year old girl? There is no reason to look at your phone when you first wake up, especially when you have to get ready for a job interview, work, etc.. op you need to leave his immature ass.. it's only an fml if you're still with that loser.
Frenchtony 17
your face made me smile :)
zanysage 0
YDI for being a cheapskate for not having any other watch or clock!
Gpippz 0
hahaha. fyl, sorry that's kinda funny :))
TenderWhispers 0
Boyfriend, such a loser. Waste of skin
mytch_fml 0
dump him
Frenchtony 17
Maybe your boss's (wife/guy/husband/girlfriend/mom/dad/dog/turtle) did the same, you'd have been "on time" then.
marble180 0
that sucks
perdix 31
It wasn't a joke, he just wants to keep you in the kitchen.
marble180 0
that sucks