Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML
Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
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FreakinChaps 0
What a dick!!!
thelargestidiot 0
Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!
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HesJustTheBest 0
Your boyfriend is probably one of those old fashioned gentlemen who think women don't belong in the workplace because it should be up to him to provide for the two of you. Be gracious you have a boyfriend that lets you sleep in while he works his hands to the bone everyday for you.
macskapingvin 0
I'm not sure working his hands to his bone will earn them any money...
HesJustTheBest 0
I take it you haven't heard of this ancient timely expression; it means working very hard. Furthermore, have you ever heard of sperm donation?
macskapingvin 0
Of course I know this ancient timely expression. I then employed an ancient comic device known as innuendo.
Mervin22 6
You should "forget" to take your birth control pills. That would teach him a lesson!
HesJustTheBest 0
Yeah, because mothers love bastard children. Better yet she should buy a chastity belt.
MrRawwr84 0
so having a baby is a bad thing your saying? you need to grow the **** up... seriously
yesiyes 0
having a baby with THAT kinda guy probably is
LoveMySoldier82 0
She should change his sex... as a joke :)
Mervin22 6
@ #27 Maybe you should calm down and take you medication
sexxy_skater 0
LOOL 46, "as a joke"
TheDrifter 24
27 was raised to believe that more babies will solve all of life's monetary problems. He's still young, give him time and he might realize that the world can do Metternich than a glut of bastard "revenge" babies.
MrRawwr84 0
68 you dont know me you will never know me, so dont go on like u do by talking about my upbringing and my beliefs... did i state i was raised to believe babies solve lifes momentary problems? no, I just said he needs to grow up because the way in which he spoke about forgetting to take birth control pills sounded very narrow minded and shallow... your an idiot dont reply back
ky765 0
it is if u didnt discuss it wit ur partner and if ur having obe with thst dick
aback 5
He's probably afraid a job would take your attention away from him, not to mention give you the funds to get away from his silly ass. Sounds like a real winner!
aback 5
Whoa--looks like he's got all his dumbassed buddies reading the site, too!
DocBastard 40
You should jokingly kick him in the groin as you jokingly move out and jokingly dump his stupid, immature ass.
FThatLife001 0
[SARCASM]... and he should jokingly press charges against her or jokingly hurt her, too.[/SARCASM]
SmallTownCutie 0
37- I don't get your joke?
thelastavailable 13
If 37 were not to state in the most obvious way possible that what they were writing was not to be taken seriously or acted upon, they would be bombarded torrents of abuse about being a wife beater/sue-loving American/waste of space.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Dump him:( He's the dumbass and isn't worth it.
Doortje 30
Looks like he's the one who'll be paying for dinner, the movies etc. That is, of course, if you're still with him.
Keyman1212 14
I fail to see the fml. Oh, he really pulled the wool over your eyes! Cars have clocks. Use it.
Mezza_fml 0
I regularly go outside, get into the car, turn it on and check the time before going back inside to get ready! You have a brain. Use it.
CeeCee_fml 16
Fool, why would you do all that when you have an alarm clock right next to you?
Bobissmall 13
Yeah what the **** is this shit? Are people reading this FML wrong or some thing? When i get up, i look at my alarm clock, get ready, glance at my phone to see messages (obviously not checking the time AGAIN) then leave.
oulalah_fml 5
Mezza I feel for you.. being thunbed down like this, people don't get sarcasm nowadays..
Badjuju7711 0
Wow you don't have a second clock to make sure your primary isn't 'on time' lolololol
Aerious 0
Phones have clocks; OP should've set two alarms just in case.
rawrcookiemonste 5
ahhh. that's sucks! kick his ass!
wtfimnotgay 0
when i read this fml, the first thing i noticed was the unneeded! after the time. and i noticed it was spaced !
Aerious 0
This FML has horrible grammar, I'm oblivious to how it was accepted.
sexygirl25 3
I hope he's your ex by now!
Pazu_fml 10
Why are people downvoting this? If any boyfriend of mine cost me a job interview in this economy, you bet I'd dump his ass.