Anonyme
Dalian, China
Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted of a police officer telling us what’s forbidden, the penalties if we do anything wrong and to avoid bars and nightclubs. FML
Top comments
Mathalamus 25
makes sense. it is china. also, you, and some other new students probably aren't from china, and needed to be briefed on local rules.
TonierShadow 19
It would make sense if it were your orientation; but for a welcoming party?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (22)
TonierShadow 19
It would make sense if it were your orientation; but for a welcoming party?
Mathalamus 25
makes sense. it is china. also, you, and some other new students probably aren't from china, and needed to be briefed on local rules.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I don't really see a problem here. You need to have a basic rundown of what can get you into compromising situations. Much better to have this information than to wind up in jail with only "But I didn't know!" as an excuse.
Tripartita 45
Uhhh, that sounds like a pretty standard party to me, OP. For my 21st birthday, I'm hoping to splurge and see if I can't get a comptroller or fire safety chief to attend!
lux0rd 18
Just turn up the volume like the rest of us. You get the police to attend and it's cheaper!
Suaria 38
China does have secret police that definitely take an interest in foreigners so it would make sense that a police in uniform would tell you what not to do.
amsterdamgirl 20
I'm probably geeky and channeling my inner Sheldon, but I'd appreciate it.
ThrottleJockey 36
You're not in Kansas anymore.
snowmanIam 8
congrats
wutman 7
Is....is the date right on this FML?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Yes. They've been publishing a lot of old ones recently, it seems.
SecundusSecunda 27
I hadn't even noticed this FML was submitted in 2014 I wonder if the OP was confirmed of its admission
cuz803 46
You sorta deserved this for having a party in a communist country