Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Top comments
bfsd42 20
"You are so hot" "What? You want me on top?" "I'm not gonna stop" "It's not the time for a pop"
Teyros 24
Age is only a number....
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Comments (48)
Teyros 24
Age is only a number....
tbrill 15
At least they still are very much into each other. Though I can understand your frustration. Hopefully it's something that will eventually make its way out of your brain OP. Best of luck.
moo77_fml 20
Fair play to them thou!! Still sharing some love ..
MamaChey 24
I hope I'm a baller like that when I'm a grandma!
Lalala579121 28
Wouldn't it be your husband/partner that would be the baller?
dave__609 10
why did this get dislikes wtf lol
cootiequeen4444 11
because "ladies is pimps too g' on brush ya shoulders off". if Jay-Z ( especially pre-beyonce JAY-Z) knows, so should everyone...
DravensTheName 16
I would've just grabbed a blanket and pillow than slept outside
Tripartita 45
I don't know how close you are to your cousin, but it seems your only option is to team up and attempt to out do—no pun intended—your grandparents. It's Darwinian, really; survival of the studliest.
Arkham_Callabero 15
Get out, and get some f****ing therapy
Lalala579121 28
11 - It's called a joke.
Justy101 23
#11 you must be new here
Tripartita 45
Oh, get out of here, #11! My oil extraction techniques and acrobatics are second to none; no fracking or flipping therapy required! Or did you mess up your unnecessary self-censorship?
dabaerju 23
With words like that, #11, it is YOU who is in need of some festering therapy.
mustangbravo 27
Damn! Your gramps is a G! Doing it without giving any f**ks who's around.
BLDYRBBT 16
Had one **** left and dropped it off in Grams
bfsd42 20
"You are so hot" "What? You want me on top?" "I'm not gonna stop" "It's not the time for a pop"
GeeThatSucks 9
welcome to bonetown. all the people without a sense of humor are gonna down vote xD
aredvulpix 23
Years later and they're still going at it!