Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, not only is my son a bully, but he's dumb enough to bully a kid whose parents both do martial arts. His mom is a cage fighter and his step-dad is a kickboxer. They're both huge, terrifying, and pissed off. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I found out my son is getting bullied. His stepdad doesn’t care, in fact he’s all for bullying because he thinks it will force my son to stop being smart, or "a dork" as he calls him, and fit in with the normal kids for a change. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
So if you knew your son was a bully, why didn’t you attempt to correct his behavior?
Marcella1016 32
I don’t blame him for blaming you. Step the **** up as a parent.
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mike3775 39
So if you knew your son was a bully, why didn’t you attempt to correct his behavior?
Marcella1016 32
I don’t blame him for blaming you. Step the **** up as a parent.
RichardPencil 32
You should introduce him to your son and then leave the two of them alone. Maybe then your shit kid will get the ass-whipping he needs and deserves.
Hangryko 32
YDI for complacent parenting. You are complicit in that poor girl's trauma.
stranger_boy 7
There are some very harsh comment and yours is stupid. Blaming parents for their kid’s behaviour is nonsense. Everything is not due to education. Following your logic if a kid is violent and become a murderer parents should be blamed !?
mike3775 39
Kids bad behavior is due to the parents. When I was a kid, I once picked on a kid and when that kids mom told my parents what I did, I was not only grounded for the next month, I had to write a sincere (meaning my parents read what I wrote and either approved it or told me to try again) apology letter to the kid, and was told if I ever did something like that again, the consequences would be worse than what I got. Guess what, I never picked on another kid again.
Hangryko 32
@stranger_boy - If one consistently neglects brushing their teeth and they get cavities, it's not the fault of the teeth. Kids have a better chance of being healthy functioning adults if their parents can provide stability and guidance in their formative years. Because it's their ******* job.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't be a parent, stranger_boy. Stay a stranger. One that we never see again.
jobekka 20
you should change your son's school, to get him away from the environment he's in so he can start to grow as a person. he's not a bad kid.