Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
The nerve of some people
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Jailbird
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Foot in mouth
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Walk on the wild side
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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rocketpopper1030 11
Good luck op. tell him not to drop the soap
katymack 11
So the "get out if jail free" card didn't work?
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Comments (101)
pdp_fml 21
So...you seem to like the "bad boys". Try to get a new boyfriend. You'll be glad you did.
cherry72 13
IMO time for a new boyfriend. Maybe one less likely to get himself thrown in jail. Good luck with that OP.
laurenlovesjb 20
Well at least any girl he would cheat on you with would be a crappy prison bitch... Hopefully she wouldn't show you up right?
daminantion 14
Just so you know.. I thumbed you down because of your pic.
yankfan89 27
They keep males and females separate. If they are still dating it is still considering cheating even if it is a "prison bitch."
AnonThoughts 23
Changed to ex-boyfriend now I wonder?
UncleMuscles 5
As a housewarming gift, get him soap on a rope.
greeneyebeauty9 28
this situation just all depends on what he's in the slammer for.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should mean your ex-boyfriend.
neurodoc 1
I really hope that you don't plan on moving in with him. :O FYL.
nissan31 2
Your life does suck
your_face 15
Don't the cops usually bring people in? Why are you the one dropping him off at jail, unless you had to arrest him? If you did arrest him, though, that sucks even more.
honestjane 22
Not everyone is remanded into custody after sentencing. Sometimes people are free on bail and then report to jail on a specified date to begin serving their sentence. This is especially true if there is a problem with prison over crowding in that area.