Today, my new boyfriend told me it wasn’t gonna work out, all because he found out I have tattoos. According to him, that’s an indication that I don’t respect myself and my body, and have “a body count higher than Snoop Dogg on 4/20.” I’m actually a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I just had an argument with my father. He claimed that if a woman is covered in tattoos, it's quite clear that she's a whore. He said so in front of my girlfriend, who has tattoos all over her arms. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad refused to give me permission to marry his daughter because I'm "covered in gang tattoos" and he doesn't want his daughter marrying a criminal. The only tattoos I have are the Game of Thrones direwolf and a quote from the Lord of the Rings movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I got my boyfriend naked for the first time. He had "Baby Fucker" tattooed over his groin. He had some weird explanation for it, but I couldn't stop thinking about him fucking a baby, and it turned me off massively. I don't think I can keep dating him. FML
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TomeDr 25
Hon, you just dodged a bullet! If he’s going to make stupid assumptions about you without talking to you first, you don’t want to be with a guy like that.
D J's MOM 17
just give him directions to the nearest convent. maybe he can find a suitable mate there. lol. but seriously, you just saved yourself a lot of wasted time on that one.
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TomeDr 25
Hon, you just dodged a bullet! If he’s going to make stupid assumptions about you without talking to you first, you don’t want to be with a guy like that.
D J's MOM 17
just give him directions to the nearest convent. maybe he can find a suitable mate there. lol. but seriously, you just saved yourself a lot of wasted time on that one.
vg 4
You, my friend, just dodged a bullet
RichardPencil 32
False advertising!!! Everyone knows that tattoos are correlated with certain sexual attitudes. How dare you defy the stereotype!
Crowned Sataness 12
Bullet dodged. let that idiot go
mias26 1
I'm sorry but tattoos are awesome !! I love tattoos and you did dodge a bullet
Chazzster 32
(1) Once upon a time in America tattoos were something only sailers had and reputable people didn’t. Things have changed a lot and now body art is very popular with many people, men and women. But some people came from very traditional families and cannot accept tattoos. (2) Most people have a mental list of what they are looking for in a partner. Tattoos weren’t on his list. It’s pointless to try to point out to him that this isn’t fair or reasonable. Far better to end what might have been a relationship now over something like this than later over something equally stupid. Most dates and friendships never develop into full blown relationships and for even those that do most are not the lasting kind. When things aren’t working and are not fixable, it’s time to move on.