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Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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rocketpopper1030 11

Good luck op. tell him not to drop the soap

katymack 11

So the "get out if jail free" card didn't work?

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Comments (101)

Coffeebang 17

"Don't worry honey! I'll write you while I'm in jail."

spaboolly 26

I think knowing what he is being incarcerated for would make a world of difference on this one. Hard to really judge something so vague.

HeyArnold91 8

Is it rude of me to ask what he is jail for?! Gosh FMLs always leave me in suspense.

nightwishs 13

I was thinking the exact same. Is it rude to be nosey?

LaughinStock 16

Well ladies lets sit here and wait with our tea and cookies, Op will surely deliver! :D

peachy36 3

I don't think it's rude. They posted it on here; we just want the full story :) I agree with most on here on this one, we need to know a little more to know if it was a bad choice, pure stupidity, or a major issue. Doesn't mean the person is bad. Some people with great hearts go to jail, they just made a bad choice. You live and learn.

LSS_fml 18

Conjugal visits?

xmaximusx 12

LOL!! let me guess he's the father of your children? YDI , OP!

kiwienne 21

where the **** do you read in this FML that they even have kids together and that it's OP's fault? Please stop assuming stuff just to make yourself feel better by bathing in peoples' misery :/ Just shows how ignorant you are when you can't even figure out more than one reason for OP's situation

xmaximusx 12

Lol read again

honestjane 22

At 46, did you completely fail reading comprehension in grade school? There is absolutely no way to infer children from that FML. OP said "boyfriend" not baby-daddy.

delilah09 6

At 23 and 46 it says ," let me guess" you guys are idiots! Most girls stay with losers like that that go in and out if jail because they are the father of their children. Chill the **** out. No one's going to die.

AH1Zviper 15

And now she's 32. I would have accepted 12. You suck at commenting. And can't comprehend the english language. No ones going to thumb you up. Except yourself of course.

unknown_user5566 27

61- I think you need to chill "the ****" out. Your assumption is just as ridiculous as the original comment that is being ridiculed.

naughtylez82 4

Been there done that fyl indeed op

TurtleSmile 14

At least he doesn't live with his parents? Be even worse if he now does.

PeteyPablo12308 20

What does that have to do with going to jail?

yankfan89 27

I think going to jail is worse than OP's boyfriend living with his parents.

Bakarra 22

HAHDONTDROPTHE...oh never mind...*leaves*

goodgood_fml 5

YaY. 3 hots and a cot!!! You should move on. Lots of guys go in straight and come out closet bisexuals. So, take caution when messing around with former inmates.

mfischer 17

Yes, they might have become dangerous and evil by discovering their sexuality and wanting to explore it. Why would you ever NOT be careful with an ex-inmate, and what the hell does their orientation have to do with it?

goodgood_fml 5

It doesn't matter if he's bisexual. However, there may come a time in the relationship where you stop using protection because you're supposed to be faithful. Unfortunately, some are not. It's the reason why the fastest growing HIV+ group are straight African American females.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wow, that's an incredibly stereotypical judgment you just made. I am a former "jailbird" and it was due to my drug addiction, and quite often, many of the people in jails are good people who are addicted and have made some serious mistakes. If one can work hard to change their life, (such as myself) they can become the worthwhile person that is underneath all the issues. Also, no one "becomes" gay or bisexual. The tendency has to be there to begin with, and certain situations can bring those tendencies into action.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Oops! The comment I was responding to disappeared and I was moved to this one. My comment doesn't make much sense now.