Anonymous
United States
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Anonymous
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
mackenzie_cain
United States
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Inga44
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The nerve of some people
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
blondebarbie271
Center Barnstead, United States
Jailbird
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
emix
United States
Foot in mouth
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
Beaten
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Walk on the wild side
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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rocketpopper1030 11
Good luck op. tell him not to drop the soap
katymack 11
So the "get out if jail free" card didn't work?
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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
What did he do?
TrashyPineapple 1
Been there done that. Revolving door plans are shitty. Get out while you can
xNephilim 19
I feel for you. I got to do the same about 4 months ago. :/
onorexveritas 24
wow
xplicitkontent 18
People who have warrants are sometimes allotted a certain amount of time to turn themselves in. Given that the OP said that this is his newest place of residence, I'm going to guess that a work release program has nothing to do with this situation. The girlfriend was probably dropping him off so that he could turn himself in.
Twisted_Angel 17
on the plus side, you'll never have to wonder where he is...
chuckcloninger 12
At least you know where he will be at night? Can't sneak up on you and you new boyfriend now can he?
IndigoFuckYou 9
My boyfriend's in jail so I can sympathize. Give him lots of phone calls and letters, it's really dull in there.
2112mike 4
Why did you drop him off?
BoratSagdiyev 2
Don't worry. He'll be someone else's boyfriend soon.