Anonymous
United States
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Anonymous
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
mackenzie_cain
United States
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Inga44
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The nerve of some people
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
blondebarbie271
Center Barnstead, United States
Jailbird
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
emix
United States
Foot in mouth
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
Beaten
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Walk on the wild side
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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rocketpopper1030 11
Good luck op. tell him not to drop the soap
katymack 11
So the "get out if jail free" card didn't work?
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Staphan 1
I found out today that my boyfriend is also in jail. sucks. :/
KiwiExchange 16
Damn, if you love him, you'll write him.
anniearno 1
Such bullshit. People don't drop off someone at jail. The police do. What do you think, the police will say to you here is your boyfriend drop him off at jail for us please. ******* dumbass cracker
illerThanTheirs 8
How does this work? Are you a cop? Unless you were helping him turn him self in...
xNephilim 19
For smaller and non-violent crimes, people usually get to go home before going into the prison they will end up in. My boyfriend is currently in a probation detention center (aka minimum security prison) and his dad and I dropped him off at the county jail before they moved him. What happened to him was this... Last year, he got caught with prescription pain pills on school property. He was arrested, spent 3 days in jail until his dad put out a bond for him and got him out of there. Then, almost a year later, he had his court date. He was sentenced to 6 months but had two weeks to go home and get ready, say goodbye to everyone, etc. After his time in the free world was up, we had to turn him in at the county jail.
gohogs518 4
Jenelle from teen mom???
1sickcivic 15
should of never been a crook
Steen757 13
Atleast you got to drop him off. he can't be in there that long if he was allowed to show up on his own free will.
rochestass 1
I feel ya on this one. At least you didn't find out that he had been missing from his apartment for two days, only to find out that he had been arrested for, literally, going crazy and tearing up his apartment nearly beyond repair.
rochestass 1
I feel ya on this one. At least you didn't find out that he had been missing from his apartment for two days, only to find out that he had been arrested for, literally, going crazy and tearing up his apartment nearly beyond repair.