Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Welshite 40
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
srogue74 5
did you at least drift a corner? and since this is america, we should ban movies, because movies make people do things like this. Just like how violent video games make people violent, guns that kill people, and spoons because they make people fat. definitely gotta ban those spoons, too many obese people in america.
Zebediabolical 45
I agree with all of that. But not banning spoons. Don't you know obesity is a disease? </sarcasm>
thejimler 9
You're a walking argument for post-delivery abortion.
Karen626 8
You should read unwind by Neal shusterman. He would be an unwind advocate
thejimler 9
Just finished reading the plot synopsis in Wiki, I doubt his brain would be suitable for transplant.
Bacontree 14
You're the reason they still need to have "Don't try this at home"-warnings for television shows where they do something stupid.
Llama_Face89 34
Dear god! Do a burnout and be done with it! Didn't you see how crappy the guy was at the beginning of Tokyo Drift? And he was TRYING to look that bad!
therealafroninga 10
That beginning was so sad, I was like, "No not the s14, she's so beautiful!".
fightingfu 5
Don't play Katamari Damacy.
bigwill420 11
Sumbody gettin a ass kickin
r0cks0 6
Dumbshit comes to mind
glamorous18 10
that's why you weren't driving your mom's car before. grow up.
ghostofChrist 2
am I the only one curious what kind of car it was?
JoshuahColins 19
Are you retarded?