Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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camsterjoe 12
I don't know why your complaining, I marvel at your costume.
josebaseball11 14
Don't complain, he could have made you wear a Bane mask.
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Comments (125)
camsterjoe 12
I don't know why your complaining, I marvel at your costume.
ThatNinjaBoy 9
Marvel probably wasn't the best word to use.
froggyjade 16
Awesome lol :-D
Eraslayer 18
#2, does "I DC at your costume" work better?
Adeptasaurus 12
Yea, don't complain op. If you really liked this guy you probably would have known more about him. But I'm guessing you just like him based on looks now.
DKjazz 20
She only complaining because she wanted to be Batman, but got stuck with Robin.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like he's Robin you of your chance to be Batman.
imaxmain 24
Robin is DC, not marvel
teyyoshi 19
girls all like good looking guys ，damn
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
It's her complaining, it belongs to her
Xivion 19
hey I think #1 made a good DCision to go with Marvel :D
Sanduril 15
I DC what you did there
sssayesss 5
DC. . .
Codezlol 21
These puns are marvelous
josebaseball11 14
Don't complain, he could have made you wear a Bane mask.
iLike2Teabag 27
Or a Scarecrow mask...
OscarDV 8
If she's complaining about something like that, she doesn't deserve that awesome dude at all.
blackonblight 33
So you're going as Stephanie Brown? He better be Grayson-Batman then. Better chemistry.
Vlen_fml 20
Except Stephanie/Spoiler/Robin was involved with Tim/Robin/Red Robin
blackonblight 33
Yeah, but Dick Grayson is like a little black dress, he goes well paired with anything. And if your choices were Bruce or Dick for the Batman to attend a gathering with... I mean, if you can't get him as Nightwing.
SadisticStephyy 21
Yeah but you're forgetting the part where while Grayson is loveable, he makes bad puns and dresses like an 80's throw back ^__^
Fmlreadermostly 20
And then marvel him. Get a stunning gown in Robin's colors and do a fantastic hair and make-up combo to go with the mask. And enjoy yourself no matter what!
Evil_Wench 16
Maybe I'm a nerd, but I fail to see the FML here.
SWC_Penguin 17
I guess she wanted to be Batman.
thejimler 9
Probably because it'd be more appropriate to be Talia Al' Ghul, the closest thing Batman has to a domestic partner,
BadApple88 29
I know right cause i would love that lol
AnthonyWheeler15 24
In a way it's cute, but still, not the usual case. Enjoy it though!
bacon_lover100 11
I would actually like that
parism143 28
I would LOVE that. Personally I'd prefer Ivy/Batman though, because she's my favourite villain of all time. Still, sounds like a pretty awesome guy.
blackonblight 33
... I feel bad knowing how many users will have no idea there is a female Robin. Damnit DC why do you ruin everything?
reymon8823 24
LOL my brother is a huge bat man freak and i kinda am too lol but i knew
stargirl_95 24
I would have gone for joker and harley quinn costumes if I were him but that's just me.
blackonblight 33
.... Textbook abusive relationship? It's one thing to like it as a guilty pleasure but as a costume... Nah, do Spoiler and Red Robin or try out some classic 80's Dick and Kory or there's always... I'll stop right now before I get carried away.
stargirl_95 24
You do have a point. I guess I've always thought that they were incredibly interesting characters even though they're relationship is messed up.
sdroze1389 31
my sister and her bf did that. old school, she even made the giant hammer
Dawnstempest 17
@ 43 I bet she made a smashing impression.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
At least you didn't have to go as Alfred...