Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Welshite 40
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
EvilUndead 9
If you wanna race, once you've paid for repairs of your mother's car, buy your own car, and wreck it as much as you want in area where doing so would not endanger other people or drivers. I.e. on racing track. Make sure you're medically insured and have money prepared for a funeral. Just in case. On a more serious note, there should be some schools that teach stunt driving. Try to find one of them.
dwc2134 5
Poor a representation as those movies are, you would think you would have gathered an idea of exactly how difficult that kind of driving is, especially for someone who has only been driving for a year or less. You ******* deserve it, pay the repairs, learn to actually drive, THEN start learning performance driving.
Ceejay1 13
Thats the last time your mom will let you drive any car of hers smart guy.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You're not mature enough to be trusted with a bicycle, let alone a car.
khaya 9
As you were writing this didn't you think, "this one was probably my fault" or at least next time try to practise, maybe with a bicycle.
PocketFox 10
Next thing you know, any movie with an imitable stunt in it, like the Fast and Furious movies, will have to have a little disclaimer on the bottom through all the fun parts, just like your average car commercial, thanks to dumbasses like the OP. "Professional driver, closed course, do not attempt."
tommyfox 19
This fml EXUDES ydi.
Narcisse_fml 25
I take it you failed to read the disclaimer about those stunts being performed by professionals and how you should NOT try them.
RogueWarrior869 23
I hope you learn well from this. Those stunts are performed by trained professionals and they do not encourage you to do these sort of things at home with no training beforehand. In the future for your own safety and for others as well, think before you act, especially on the road. Other drivers can be careless as well.
firstbasemen8_fml 1
I think that also happened in fast and furious way to go!!