Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
Marakie 16
Moron
Deviant_fml 5
darwin awards for sure...
LGuard 13
You almighty trollop. You deserve every bad thing that ever happens to you for being so thick. There is pond life more intelligent than you.
WhoopWhoop321 18
Something tells me you're an idiot. Yes offence.
ryan12088 5
are dumb. do you realize how much money goes into any car that can actually pull off a drift? your moms new kia didn't stand a chance...
krazyjaykub 4
Hey stupid its called traction control! Modern cars have computer systems designed to prevent a skid. People who know what they are doing have it turned off!
SarMarJo 17
It's one thing to act like an idiot in your own car. But this... Might I suggest you refrain from watching movies like that if you're easily influenced by them.
firefly319 7
"Do not attempt at home" probably means something...
monsterGordon 8
Need for speed most wanted is for that not real life. They even say that in the movie.
TheChillyBoy88 6
How does one smash into a front yard? You could have hit a mailbox or maybe tore some grass up, but how did you smash...the front yard?
Zebediabolical 45
At a guess I'd say going through a fence into the front yard.