Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
Drifting 21
YDI - your not very intelligent are you? You failed when you thought drifting was a good idea...
mokka44 8
time for a I.D. ten T award.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lmfao. This is what happens when you try to imitate something off a movie.
jst219 15
Today, some douche smashed in to my front yard trying to drift on the corners of the street. FML
nightbirdblue 27
"Today, my son wanted to take my car out. I let him. He thought it would be a good idea to try out drifting because he saw it in a movie. The car ended up in someone's front lawn. FML."
tj4234 36
You sound the sort of idiot that drives in on the road in a way that kills people O.P. I've been driving vehicles and able to drift them since before my age was in the double digits (offroading) and I'd never even consider doing it on the road...
Dusty_Busters 15
Silly silly monkey
k_lylepad 19
Dude..you suck!
Pandacupcakelove 26
"I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it would be fun to..." YDI
Dave_Davington 34
Who the **** gave you a driver's license?
astralvagan 20
You must realize that you totally deserve this!!! There is a reason that the movies have stunt drivers and whatnot....