Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Welshite 40
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
chrisp87 11
You're absolutely retarded.
cetlawizard 15
At what point did you not realize that "drifting" in the movies is done by trained professionals and NOT by some regular kid behind the wheel of their mom's car? YDI, you should be arrested & banned from EVER having a license much less aloud behind the wheel of a 1000-2500 lb piece of machinery than could kill you &/or others due to your recklessness & stupidity.
lennertvt 4
You are the reason why people want to ban video games...
davincidasecond 24
You should consider yourself lucky you didn't kill yourself (or anyone else, for that matter) you stupid, stupid child. YDI.
meherm 11
You're a dumbass.
kenoswild 14
That is exactly why cops are more alert every time a fast and furious movie premieres. They expect a sudden spike in idiocy.
Disembob 16
It'd be worse if you had played Burnout for a few hours immediately before you went out.
unhappyhug 11
There is a time and a place for that... At a track... Haha
ShawnBushOG 9
one word. idiot
XxEmiMeowxX 12
Why?... Just why?...