Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Welshite 40
Yeah...you're an idiot.
SAspring 17
There is no possible scenario in which you don't deserve this.
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Comments (204)
Sir_Swaggington 6
You ******* idiot. You could've killed somebody. Have fun riding the bus from now on.
Bluemonster3 26
Well, you thought wrong
prc_ 5
How about you first learn to drive and control the car somewhere else than public street... even before you try drifting... and after that.. do the drifting somewhere else... !
jutyjaty 9
There is no your life sucks here. That was completely on you.
after4ffect 11
I hope you enjoyed the last time you get to drive your mother's car
josiem 11
Learn from your poor judgement and don't do it again. I have been left permanently disabled and in pain 24/7 because of someone else's idiotic choices on the road. You could have harmed or killed yourself or someone else. YDI.
Kc1001 14
My brother was on the other side of that but he is the only one who got hurt. he was literally an inch from death and is now epileptic.
Kc1001 14
Damn! Ever heard of Movie Magic or is that something people forgot in the year 2000?
shockwave259 6
please do the world a favor and don't reproduce.
greatfirstdate 18
Today, my parents let me out of the house for the first time. I'd recently watched "The Purge," so I thought it'd be fun to sneak into someone's house and kill the residents. Someone ended up dying. FML
wellshii 1
didnt realize hondas could drift....oh wait they cant.dumbass