Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
How much of a hurry were you in this morning that you didn't notice a thong stuck on your shirt before putting it on? For that matter, was the shirt dirty, too? I'm curious as to how a dirty thong got stuck to a clean shirt, and end up being hidden when you picked the shirt up, and put it on. If your shirt was also dirty, that makes a little more sense, but it's also extra gross.
jbuckets_404 39
Yea, no; nothing comes to mind here for me ie, I'm at a loss for words.... RichardP?! [lol]
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Comments (9)
Chantalle Hensgens-Waltmans 19
Didn’t you notice the smell coming from your back? 😂
jbuckets_404 39
Yea, no; nothing comes to mind here for me ie, I'm at a loss for words.... RichardP?! [lol]
LostSoul 20
I needed a good laugh right now.
BurnInDemonFire 39
How much of a hurry were you in this morning that you didn't notice a thong stuck on your shirt before putting it on? For that matter, was the shirt dirty, too? I'm curious as to how a dirty thong got stuck to a clean shirt, and end up being hidden when you picked the shirt up, and put it on. If your shirt was also dirty, that makes a little more sense, but it's also extra gross.
RichardPencil 32
I just gotta wonder how many people noticed and didn't say anything. Maybe they thought it was a new fashion trend, like the Tide Pod Challenge. What is the etiquette for this situation? Do you say, "Excuse me, miss, but there are dirty drawers on your back," or do you discreetly peel them off and slyly stuff them in the person's pocket?
BurnInDemonFire 39
You write a song about it, enjoy the 15 minutes of fame you get when the song inexplicably becomes popular, before you fade into obscurity, and get replaced by a bunch of kids calling themselves "mumble rappers".
RichardPencil 32
I always thought "The Thong Song" deserved a sequel as it opened a door to this important topic.
Major_Haywire 7
It wouldn’t be so bad if OP were female, but this dude lives on his own 😳