this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WTF
United States
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Ona, United States
What should I do?
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
ImaSneakyNinja
Madison Heights, United States
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Anonymous
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Bilirubin
United States
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
foreveralone
Fitzroy, Australia
Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Adorlee 11
What a self-centered b*tch
Ambient25 25
Wow OP, you got friendzoned without even going for it. Impressive.
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Comments (89)
tranced_ 45
been there done that hahaha :(
jhs578650 9
She sounds pretty conceited.
Mynamewontfi 40
She sounds like the type of girl that thinks that she is so pretty, every guy wants to date her. I always imagine these kind of people to stay single.
JayThrntn 9
I hate ppl like that lol.. She must definitely be full of herself and I bet she ain't even that good lookin
amisenho 11
Truth be told, I was in the same shoes as this girl when I was in high school. I used to think to myself, "If he's taking the time just to acknowledge my presence, surely I must be interesting to him!" It wasn't even a conceitedness issue; on the contrary, I had self-confidence problems and a severe inferiority complex, and getting attention from anyone raised my infinitesimal hopes of making friends. Needless to say, it didn't work in my favor, and I gave up on meeting new people. That is, until I went to college; it's incredibly easy (and almost forced) to meet people then.
Sophie_Hart 9
Lemme guess.....OP did you just say 'hi' to her and she misunderstood that as 'i wanna f*ck you'.......... mannnn this gurl has some issues.
JVIarijke 24
Please tell, how did this happen, OP?
sydstoomuch 19
Sounds like she secretly has the hots for you
Dave_Davington 34
Just out of spite, follow her home, wait until she goes out, then cover every last square centimeter of surface inside her house with pictures of your genitalia. Keep this up for at least a week at the absolute minimum. If all goes to plan, hilarity should ensue.
kinky44 28
I can't think of even a single way that could horribly backfire.
BeeHMC 9
I would have loved to know what she could have possibly been thinking
morawski64 9
You aren't the first