this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WTF
United States
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Ona, United States
What should I do?
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
ImaSneakyNinja
Madison Heights, United States
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Anonymous
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Bilirubin
United States
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
foreveralone
Fitzroy, Australia
Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Adorlee 11
What a self-centered b*tch
Ambient25 25
Wow OP, you got friendzoned without even going for it. Impressive.
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Comments (89)
glitterkuro 18
Or she may have just misunderstood...? Doesn't necessarily make her vain. If he said something/acted in a way that other guys have when they were hitting on her, it's kind of an understandable mistake to make. Depends entirely on the context and how he acted towards her. Like, was it in a nightclub/bar or just in class or whatever?
Manan991 8
Welcome to my word.
RedPillSucks 33
This is when you responded with a snarky "As if", right?
worldclassrager 41
How does that work? OP Hello Girl No *walks away*
eternal_malaise 10
Maybe she has precognitive psychic powers and knew you would eventually ask so she made a preemptive rejection.
sickerthanyou 13
I think you got rejected like a bawwwwsss!
hplover32 19
a friend told this guy friend of mine that I liked him. he said he was gay. jokes on him... I didn't like him
_lifehappens_ 29
better luck for when u do ask a girl out :')
Omniprism 15
I would have corrected her and said sorry but I wasn't even asking you out and then I would added a zinger because she was audacious enough to assume I was asking her out. Zinger as in you're not even my type.
squarecircles 13
Maybe she couldn't handle the fact that you're just out if her league.