this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WTF
United States
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Ona, United States
What should I do?
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
ImaSneakyNinja
Madison Heights, United States
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Anonymous
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Bilirubin
United States
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
foreveralone
Fitzroy, Australia
Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Adorlee 11
What a self-centered b*tch
Ambient25 25
Wow OP, you got friendzoned without even going for it. Impressive.
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Comments (89)
LennyComa 39
A simple "Don't flatter yourself" should of been the response
Ecudaniel 16
Bad luck Brian is that you?
Sports_guy3 28
Yes. It's me.
perdix 31
Sounds like the "Minority Report" psychics have become bored with murder and have taken up predicting clumsy, awkward dates.
purebliss_fml 19
If only it were real. So many douchebags could be avoided.
Sports_guy3 28
But, douchebags make hilarious FMLs.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
That shit sucks.when girls take your kindness as you hitting on them.
crazytwinsmom 25
It sucks when guys take my kindness as flirting. And they don't understand when I'm surprised when they hit on me. I guess it's genetic, my mom and sister have had that same problem.
DDiddy 12
Me too. It does suck. I just like having great conversations! You my be cool and we may enjoy ourselves, but make sure we're not seeing anyone else first! I hate attempting to default to bitch to avoid stalkers too...
perdix 31
"Dear OP, We do not have a job for you here. We understand that you did not actually apply to work here, but we are preventing the future waste of time such a process would inevitably be. Signed, XYZ Corp." It's just not your day!
sangria91_fml 5
The same happened to me a month ago. Absolutely great for self confidence, that is
incoherentrmblr 22
...but Sangria is.
Goblin182 27
Happened to me once. It really sucks. It turned out she was a bitch, so win for me.
doglover100 29
She probably thinks every guy who talks to her is hitting on her.
underthesea12 24
kudos to her for being proactive!
Ghost308 11
Well at least you know now that she wouldn't want to date you!!!! Always a plus with these man!