Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
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takrushi 4
Well, bloody hell.
norge83 8
SIMBA
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Comments (67)
KrisGeauxHAM 0
First
takrushi 4
Well, bloody hell.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Bloody head
xoconnie 8
Wellllllll, at least it wasnt crap or something :D If the interviewer was a nice guy/woman and does their job well, i'm sure they'll understand and look beyond just your appearance!
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
If they didn't accept you OP then it's their loss. Especially deciding over a bloody pimple.
seeb49 7
25- Actually this is the Internet. :/
BeachBoi_Alex 7
This is a real fml, cos its something that mite actually happen to all of us at one point..
NothernNightmare 18
39 - *Because *It's *Might
lolfood 24
I read that In Ron Weasly's voice.
LauraJayneC 7
Wow that sucks.
BigBoyBounce 5
Oh really? That isn't why it's on FML, right?
olpally 33
Yes, very good... Any other thoughts about the FML? Also, there's a button for that... As for op, oh well, hopefully you'll get into the college despite an embarrassing moment... It's not like you farted loudly and stunk up the entire room during the interview...
muzy 23
Interesting how #2 is being bashed for not putting too much thought into their comment while #1, who put more or less the same amount of effort into theirs, is being showered with thumbs up...
evilplatypus 39
27 - One at least made a reasonably amusing joke. Two stated the obvious.
muzy 23
you thought that was amusing ?
Trix_Disorder 20
What 28 meant to say is "at least #1 made a pun."
kitkat789 2
29 you didn't find it amusing? *tips head sideways* Well what the bloody hell then?
lolfood 24
You don't ******* say.
xxmel 6
I'm sure you'll be fine! If everything else was just perfect, I'm sure they're not going to let a little imperfection change their mind. Congrats on the interview. :)
VVeetard 8
What if the interviewer had to shake hands with the candidate's pimple-juicy fingers?!
instnt1nfction 17
Could be a vampire, he might have liked it.
FMMFL1992 3
Can't believe that no one pointed out that you were bleeding.
wellnevermind 4
They will remember you! That's for sure :D
skoob1 12
Sometimes it's not good to remember. Like one time my dad got a prostate exam. The last thing that the man with the crap finger said was "the doctor will be in in a minute."
zachherbert 10
45- I feel as though you made that up. Especially because I've seen it before....alot.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Did you eat the blood?
MrSassypants 34
I am guessing no. From reading the FML it is obvious OP is a blood hungry savage who loves the taste of her own blood. Too bad her tongue could not reach her forehead.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
....... Sick.
aleeshttylXD 9
umm.... ew. :/
norge83 8
SIMBA
MrSassypants 34
#7 If this was actually The Lion King, it makes me wonder if OP smeared her own blood, and someone else did it for Simba, then how would she hold herself up towards the edge of the cliff?
Wicked361 8
23 you just killed the joke
fuzzle003 8
always bring a mirror! or don't touch your face...i've done that before =[
eddyg94 11
Oh man, that happened to me on a job interview. Not sure if it's worse or not, but the guy told me about it while we were talking...
Mioko_fml 6
Hopefully they didn't make a deal out of it and accept you anyway. Good luck OP.