Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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dancing_bear 0
At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.
save_me_08 0
I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
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Comments (133)
kwbuzz23wk 0
all this post does is show to me that the moderater of FML is a male... and i love all these post becuase you see all the woman power people come out and complain when guys call them bad at something. and yes as anyone that does not live under a rock would know, woman get in more wrecks (usually small and stupid) men get in less wrecks that are more dangerous (usually big and stupid). and i think we all know most stereotypes are true for the most part (a.k.a. a woman can be bad at driving although most of them do stupid shit like this on the road) lastly 24 - "EVERYONE who drives a four wheeled vehicle is a blind, deaf idiot." motorcycle drivers need to realize that they drive much smaller vehicles that are more rare on the road. That means you can fit in a cars blind spot and they may no know you are there because they are taught to watch for cars not motorcycles, and as long as you are not one of those stupid motorcycle guys that try and split cars goin 90 you should be fine
lawlawlawl 0
Wow to all the people saying women are such bad drivers...why is it that car insurance for a male is almost DOUBLE than a females due to men having a higher accident rate?
thinkinghurtzzz 0
old asian ladies are the worst drivers. end of men vs. women fight. women are proven to be more indecisive men are proven to drive more aggressively therefore, we all get into accidents that we could've prevented. and people, when you drive, DRIVE. don't do anything else. god damn!
Aflacduck 0
#44, it's because men drive a lot more. Idiot.
jasey_rae 0
#43, anyone can moderate FML's. so it is not always a man who moderates them. and OP, this blows. but she is a shitty person, so just sue her bitch ass in court.
Atropos_fml 0
Jesus, women are NOT bad drivers just because of their gender. Stop blaming accidents on it.
chea_chea 0
I think anyone can be a bad driver. Not meaning to be sexist in any way, but I've noticed that specific driving issues tend to be more significant than others according to gender. Men are more agressive and prone to road rage which results in high-speed collisions, and women are more prone to lack of paying attention to their surroundings resulting in more parking lot/ busy road mishaps. For example, I was almost t-boned by some girl in a BMW trying to cut me off pulling out of a parking lot, and then driving down the highway going about 70-80 I was being tailgated by some guy in a truck...if someone were to drive by they would think I was towing him, that's how close he was. So, basically, everyone sucks at driving. No lie.
chea_chea 0
Plus, why do everyone's comments end up getting moderated. All these people are retaliating to comment #1, and I don't even have any idea what they said. Really, how bad was it? It gets pretty damn annoying to see all these erased comments everywhere
avoidthegirl 6
That ******* blows. My boyfriend got rear ended while he was DEAD STOPPED at a light by some dumb ass mexican who was texting at the time and his excuse was "well I thought I slowed down enough not to hit you." HE WAS COMPLETELY STOPPED, ASSHAT. So now my boyfriend has severe whiplash, I'm 100% sure that dumbass got dropped by his insurance, and the settlement is going to be well over 50k. PAY ATTENTION WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING PEOPLE!
guitardedman 0
hahahahahahah YES i finally pissed you people off, and was the first comment. women suck at driving, my first comment was entirely sarcastic, but women are bad at driving.