Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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dancing_bear 0
At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.
save_me_08 0
I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
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Comments (133)
uzupocky 0
I hope you live in Florida, where the law says that no matter whose fault it actually was, the person who rear-ended you automatically is at fault and has to pay for the damage.
cefarix 5
Two words: Women drivers.
timeisindustry 0
I HATE women who apply their makeup while driving. Could they be any more stupid? I'm a girl, and you just need to get up ten minutes earlier and avoid killing someone. Damn. Oh and all you people saying women are bad drivers...that's not entirely true. Men do maneuver vehicles better than women on average, but men also take more risks. That's why car insurance for guys is usually higher (at least in my state).
frreeeesh 0
At least she has class.
Adam19009 0
29: you think women kill less people on the road than men, but there must be more damage caused by women, so the money that is spent on repairing the cars could instead have been used on food, supplies etc for countries that need them, so in a way women might kill more :/
omgitschristina8 0
wowwww. what a bitch
Disturbed425 0
Hey guys. So this was my FML submission. And I really didn't think it would spark a crazy debate about the sex of bad drivers. But you should know a few things before you comment. For one: I'm a woman. And it never occurred to me to me to be pissed of at this chick because she's a woman. She was just distracted. Something that can happen to anybody; male or female. Two: I didn't sue her. There was just a tiny dent in my car and I got a little whiplash. Seriously, guys? If everybody sued each other over stupid little things that happen at 8 in the morning, the world would go to shit and this site would go into overload. I just thought it was a funny (and kinda sad) thing that happened to me that I thought I'd share with the world. Totally didn't mean to pit all the gender-righteous people against each other. Please don't fight over my ******-up life.
MrFranBrO 0
Women are such terrible drivers, atleast where I live. They don't go to fast or anything. They either go to slow or they don't know what they are doing or they are always distracted by self phone or make-up. Women are horrible drivers.
MrFranBrO 0
btw when i say women are bad drivers i dont mean they get into the most accidents. I mean they are the most trouble-some on the road. They are mostly never paying attention (with some exceptions) and worsen traffic by either going to slow or not being sure of what they are doing.
ksmtmfh 0
...and so I choked the crap out of this perfectly made up irresponsible d-bag...