Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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Top comments
dancing_bear 0
At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.
save_me_08 0
I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
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Comments (133)
Phoenix_GAD 0
I agree with #22, I am a woman and my dad can be pretty sexist at times. Its not fun.He also has extremely severe road rage, which is dangerous on the road. and yes. A MAN HAS ROAD RAGE!! OMGZ -_- It doesnt matter whether one is a man or a woman. It depends on the *person* if they are a good driver or not. So stop being ******* sexist bastards and focus on the road.
Dasmi3 0
she was putting on makeup while driving I was riding in a car with this girl and she started putting on makeup I was like what the **** are you doing?! keep your eyes on the road you can put on make up once we get there that is retarded
requieminadream 0
Was she hot?
eliz3 0
I like how some of the men are claiming that women are bad drivers This completely idiotic statement just shows how brainless and narrow minded you really are. I suggest you actually grow some testicles and shut up unless you have something constructive to say. Some women are bad drivers, some men are bad drivers. So **** off.
AppleCoFreak 0
Idk why but it's always the boys making the "get back to the kitchen" jokes, acting like their tougher, and always looking at ONE GIRL doing the wrong thing, then acting like the entire genderis stupid. and some boys can be just as dramatic as girls
Osakhomen 0
Well she OBVIOUSLY doesn't care about her OWN well-being. Why would she be concerned about yours? lol She's an idiot.
rose33red99 0
Why in the hell is it men vs women, my mom sucks at driving, my stepbrother sucks at driving, get the **** over it, it's not male vs. female it's person by person. The statistics insurance people and police use to deal with drivers are completely absurd anyway. And I know plenty of guys that shave while driving, mess with their gps while driving, text while driving and so forth. Everyone is a stupid driver that needs to get over their pride and just try to get from point a to point b safely.
Nemesis08 0
I hate people who do that, and I hate people who text while driving.
Bryan_Z 0
that bitch could've done some real damage
ssnickel 0
I would've punched her in the mouth for being so stupid
MrJentipede 2
Women drivers.