Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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dancing_bear 0
At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.
save_me_08 0
I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
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Comments (133)
Suhir12 0
Hahah she probably could of been drunk..lol THINK POSOTIVE>
log1k 3
yep, that's woman drivers for ya..
upandb 0
#11, get your facts straight and getting rear ended sucks. The bitch obviously has no respect for any other person. The Queen was too busy worrying about herself than the lives of other people, and look what happened. It SUCKS getting rear ended, I got rear ended by a woman once too. There is nothign you can do about it, and they don't give a shit because they think "oh its only a rear end" YEAH WELL SOMEONE HAS TO PAY FOR IT, then you have to fight with insurance because they will blame you even though you were at a light, then you have to get your car fixed. Almost this exact same situation happened to me.
AntiChrist7 0
hope she was insuranced and banned from driving forever.
darkmis1 18
#1: shut up! No1 likes a sexist jerk! A comment like that is the reason y ur gonna die old, ugly, sad, and alone! OP: u should sue her and get her to pay for it-u should also try to get her liscense taken away.
bip_fml 0
I'll go further: just everyone is bad driver. Men AND women. Do yourself a favor, burn your car and take the bus...
NorfolkDude 2
Perhaps it was fate? You missed out, dude.
idontgiveone 0
#1's an idiot. maybe she wanted to look fine for you. o_O
steeeeeve 0
wow, although #1 was a bit on the extreme side, he's not wrong at all (about the driving part)...through my experience, whenever i come close to having an accident, it has always been with a female driver (and i am not at fault in these instances either). Plus, whenever i drive with female friends, which i try to cut back on, they only prove my point. Women ARE terrible drivers, but common sense tells you don't go around flaunting that around them. Hell, i've had GIRLS admit it to me! if you need any more proof, just watch this video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ lol i realize it's biased but it's funny as hell
crose85 0
#1 - wow. sexist and inappropriate much? I hope you don't ever have a daughter - I'd hate to see a girl raised in a house with those ideals. The sad thing is the settlement SHOULD be huge. With the American legal system (and I assume this is American), that's dependent upon who has the best lawyer. Good luck, disturbed.
aRandomAccount 5
what did #1 say? i cant find it