Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my husband managed to crash the car because he was too busy looking at an attractive girl with her leggings wedged up her ass crack, and I know he only crashed because he was looking at her, because I was in the car with him when it happened. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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perdix 31
Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.
Stfu_bitch 0
What the ****??
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Comments (145)
Stfu_bitch 0
What the ****??
w00ble 0
Hahahaha This is one of my favorite FMLs!!
40ozToFreedom 0
so you're gay? haha fyl
dancingxthexmoon 0
haha lol :)
pertained 12
makes for a cute yaoi :DD
Chickenfoot117 6
Were you paying attention to the road, or were you looking at the "woman" in the red dress.
thegirlnextdoorr 0
OP- Ouch, at least you didn't hit on her? FYL...
dancingxthexmoon 0
26- isn't yaoi the jap word for boy love / gay manga? I have a cousin who obsessively watches that stuff. :/
Chickenfoot117 6
Right.... your cousin.... because he would tell you he watches yaoi face to face.... How the hell did I get into this conversation.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
sounds like someones repressed homosexual feelings are being unearthed
Dodlaf_fml 4
me too..but that always happens.
zackk5 0
hey look I can reply to the first comment too!
marinus_fml 20
it could have been worse... it could have been and old man without teeth haha!
scrapytiger3 0
was it lady gaga?
Granddragon 0
I'll bet he's team Edward.
Trupe 3
That's a funny story to tell your friends haha. "Yeah I crashed my car eyeing up a really cute dude. But not in a gay way."
suppressed08 2
epic :)
VegasSkiess 0
60- lol, win:)
gabbster95 0
aren't really feminine men that aren't gay called metro sexual?
DarkHelmet 10
Metro Sexual is about 3 millimeters from gay on the sex classification scale so that pretty much ='s GAY!!
myschyveus 0
38 he or she didn't specify a sex for their cousin or themselves if I recall. so yeah, you're going on assumptions here kid.
the_flirtt 0
hah wow fyl op
yzaldana 0
#33 The Matrix, alright :D
megiscool123 0
hahahahaha!!!!
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Pwned, times two! :D
JohnGraveline 0
butkiss, OP. Butt-Kiss!
mcmackiee 0
I've totally done that before. it makes your day just ten times worse!
xdanifyx 0
yuck nasssssty
PentiumBawls8 0
Would be comical if his insurance company made him fill out a "No ****" form.
cantfightfate 0
hahahha!! best fml i've read in a while!
greatvoyage53 0
mine to #8
youngrob 0
damn op that blows, 90.. best pic iv seen um awhile
jdawgg92 1
haha. just like that Progressive insurance commercial
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
66: That depends on your definition of feminine. Metrosexuals are typically quite concerned with their looks, and pay lots of attention to style and grooming. Sometimes it includes their hobbies and interests too, like a concern for the style of their atmosphere, eg their home's decor.
KiddNYC1O 22
49 win
rallets 23
dude looks like a lady, yeah! yeah!
pertained 12
36- is your cousin a guy or a girl? Yaois are good in moderation, as long as they're not hardcore...eugh..
lol523 0
lol @ 49 WIN!
gasbreakdipdip 0
it's a trap
immazombeastxD 0
Omnomnom that puss...er CACK
danyfuckinheatle 0
I'm so gay dude.
Turfin 0
effeminate to be specific
HaxivX 0
**** man, gay is the way.
DarkHelmet 10
wow dude you crashed your car staring down a man. That is so GAY!!!
ruby29 0
Well did you still like shim.?
steelersfan32 0
wow that is a fail!
Turfin 0
made me shit my pants lol
FrenchToast94 0
wow! fail on your part buddy
DamionDude 0
Sounds like the SA commerical
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
damn op that's sad.
blaire_isabella 0
Lol. that sounds like you saw a Bill Kaulitz...
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
hey today you learned you liked feminine dudes, learn something new everyday
yolandamigoyo15 0
hahaha
sheribb 5
hahahaha damn!!!
uatsdrummer 0
Hahaha that sucks
melmosuzanne 0
how sexy:)