Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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dancing_bear 0
At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.
save_me_08 0
I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
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Comments (133)
daprnena4lyfe 0
#1 should get some counseling for his chavanistic disgusting self. And about the fml story that's ****** up. I wouldve called the cops so the stupid bitch can get a ticket. Then I'll sue her for whip lash.
b2redneck 0
#1 and #17, yall need to get you're screws turned a little tighter... But seriously, I look at all the complaints about these female drivers and how nobody can stand their stupidity, I DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE! First thing they teach you in the class, EVERYONE who drives a four wheeled vehicle is a blind, deaf idiot. FIRST THING. No matter race, sex, or when they choose to apply their mascara. NO PERSON drives 100% perfect at ANY point in time. Everyone makes mistakes because no person acts out EVERY precaution EVERY TIME. Riding a motorcycle, I have had the "most cautious" drivers almost kill me before. As for the people who talk on the cell, apply their makeup, whatever have you, they are just giving themselves an excuse to not pay attention. Truth is, the rest of you, most of the time, don't HAVE an excuse. You may not realize it, but you aren't paying attention either. How many times have you been driving and all of a sudden realized you were just in la la land for who knows how long... EVERYONE needs to be more careful on the road PERIOD. As for this dude, sorry man, I know how it is and I feel your pain, TRUST me. No picture what would have happened if you were on a bike...
babawaba 0
well, she wanted to look good for you, obvsiouly
leero 0
I hate the stereotype of women being bad drivers. EVERY time I've been in an "accident" (never had anything too serious), it has always been the other driver's fault and the other driver has always been a man. Sure, there are women who are bad drivers, but your driving skill is not dependent on your gender. The problem here is that she was being an idiot while driving a machine with a great potential for danger, and she's a self-centered bitch who cares more about her looks than the other person.
24788 7
WOMEN and their stupid make up! It's such a waste of time. *hides in my bunker* #20 is right. If you have a penis you usually end up paying more for insurance.
Hoax_fml 0
#20 Men get into more accidents because on average men drive many more miles than women, thus they pay more for insurance. However, per mile driven, women get into more accidents.
TigressUK 0
Let's get the facts straight: While it is true that female drivers cause more accidents, accidents caused by male drivers are statistically more serious and more likely to involve fatalities. So the sexist retards here can STFU, at least we don't kill as many people on the road as guys do.
Hoax_fml 0
#29 Can't argue with that. Men get involved in more high speed collisions. Whereas women get involved in more rinky-dink collisions, a la rear ending someone at a stoplight because they're doing their makeup.
Sammara 0
Actually, it's a good thing that she did that. You can use that against her with the police officers on scene, with her insurance company, and in court if this goes to court.
jen_kay 0
What a Bitchy Person. She would rather make sure that her Makeup is on right, then to make sure she didnt just kill someone. **** Her Life!
SheTheOtaku 21
No doesn't deserve that. Putting make-up before a person's life.