Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
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edthered 0
Unlucky. I used to have the same responses, got into a lot of trouble when I was in school for that.
crisle12358 0
haha thats funny.. i laugh when i dont know what else to do in a trully akward situation, or when an angry person is screaming at me
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Comments (130)
MadeOfAwesome 1
Aww FYL. I hope you get let off easily :/
sireen 0
that's not true -- that the OP has nothing to get nervous about. I always worry when I see an officer. but anyway, I think it'd weird that he would assume that the OP is high..the cop would smell the weed and notice glossy eyes
chowyuk 0
umm ya I call fake, if you were nervous because you had no previous run ins with cops then you had no record, so hard to believe you were arrested for suspicion of being hi
merrielp 13
Oregon cops are assholes. Period
StzaCrack666 18
cops are assholes.
treehorse 0
awwwh :( i acctually feel really bad for u :(
GoldenEyedGirl 0
that sucks FYL. but i am tired of these people leaving ******* novels for comments. i mean damn! no one is gonna take their time to read the book you wrote about your stupid opinion; #20
xrayrayx 0
this is a dumb FML, clearly they took you to the station or w.e and made you take a test..obviously you werent high so you wouldve been clear to leave. so get over it and next time dont be so nervous or shit like this will happen!
gckdmonk 0
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!! Except, i got a disorderly conduct ticket. LAME!
HotSauce_fml 0
YDI for sucking at driving. Learn to drive and you wont get pulled over.
drummer_dude 0
Failed troll.
sarcasticbitch 7
If this makes u nervous then ur driving licence should be taken off u! We don't need drivers that start doing some odd shit just because something goes wrong. I bet if there would be an accident she would get nervous. Not everyhing goes as u planned. Suck it up! YDI for being an overreactive .....
Megasadface 0
You're a real idiot. The OP had never been pulled over before, and despite all you badasses who keep it cool, some people can't help but get nervous, it's called human nature, so get over yourselves. By the way, people like YOU, shouldn't be allowed to post anything on the internet for all to read, when you can't even spell the simplest of words properly. Dick.
Alphonsuuuu 0
What the hell? Why would it be wrong to be nervous or afraid after a car accident? Lemme guess, you'd rather do something like this: *leaps out of totaled car, unscathed, looks at bleeding driver of car you hit* YOU PAYIN' FO MY CAR, BITCH! *middle finger*
rxxk 0
Write a clear paper explaining your situation and condition. Keep it in the car, and when a cop pulls you over, hand it to him.