Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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Comments (299)
hassenpfeffermmm 0
You tried to seduce a probably married man. You should be locked away from society like the rest of the needy attention ******. Then half of all marriages wouldn't end in divorce!! Do you want your future husband treating pretty women different because he's hot in the pants?
49ersfan174 0
I hate ugly people who think they r good looking.. maybe u should have realized your ugly and stop acting like a ******* nasty *****
curzy 6
license and registration meow. meow i gotta throw up one sec.
capote2 0
**** hahahahahahah
crazycat123 0
did he give you a ticket?
XBL4CKXW1DOW 0
#16 don't case your head up....lmao
mrmerino 0
you could've just, you know, obeyed the laws and shit. I'm still waiting for an FML that goes, "i was speeding and when the cop pulled me over I unbuttoned my shirt and pretended to be really upset and he still gave me a ticket. FML"
cabo07 6
LOOOOL niice ;)
Miss_Birthday 3
Cops are professionals. They don't get persuaded easily and its their job to seem harsh. Its not personal, you just irritated him 'cos you thought he was a tool and he played you real good since you whined about it on FML.com :P YDI
KeiIshiyama 10
You deserve it, you *****. I hope you got a ticket for sexual harassment, too.