Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
sos
United States
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Jesse
United States
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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heyhihello95 12
That should tell you something
peachesncreem 21
Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..
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Comments (170)
TheThrasher_fml 0
**** THE POLICE
lostfaithinpppl 19
You must be a pretty bad driver.
XvIZACKIvX 0
Well now we all know you can't drive. Who gave you your license!?
hateevryone 15
Is this your first time driving?
sadeyes18 1
Idiot lol
Rainbowbright99 4
Maybe he/she is just driving in the wee hours of the morning, if you make any mistakes at 2am cops will think you are drunk.
BunBunBabe 8
Some people are good drivers but SHITTY at steering for some reason, probably the case here
IsMyWenieHard 0
Your probably a women driver usually you guys suck at almost all things that require and stable equilibrium
Rainbowbright99 4
Ismyweiniehard is just jealous he can't wear bra's and high heels and have sex with men. Don't be jealous dude, the first 2 are pretty uncomfortable, last one can be too.
Namenlos_fml 20
Better start learning how not to drive like an ass then.