Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
sos
United States
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Jesse
United States
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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heyhihello95 12
That should tell you something
peachesncreem 21
Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..
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BloodFaerie 21
YDI - got off the road until you learn to drive properly before you kill someone
imaghostbusteryo 1
Go back to high school and take driver's ed or something!
picturescrazy 24
Please get off the road then, if you suck at driving that much.
HighGTurn 12
Are you Asian?
SoultheWolf 19
You completely deserve this if you can't ******* drive properly... I'm begining to wonder if you would be a better driver if you were drunk.
alxGGG 0
i hear this happens to diabetics sometimes
sunshimegrimm3 0
No, you got pulled over for swerving.
jessi030304 0
Then you should work on your driving skills
petetheginger 0
Women drivers. Nuff said
hayat5496 5
That should tell you that you don't belong on the road. Haha