Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
sos
United States
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Jesse
United States
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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heyhihello95 12
That should tell you something
peachesncreem 21
Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..
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jrussell5721 1
Sounds like somebody I know
FMLouis 6
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PistolWhiper93 0
Hey look it's Homer Simpson!? ;D
GlitterBomb 5
Cops in the UK pull you over randomly just to check, it doesn't mean that they think you are drinking, they just have to check a few people. They usually ask who you are and where you are going and also where you have been, then ask if you have had anything to drink and then breathalise you. Not sure if they do that anywhere else, just saying that is what they do here :)
malbig776 1
That's not really legal in the us they must have probable cause to make a stop
max_bleu 2
Stop texting and driving??
Talkryz 7
Damn! Your driving must be horrible!
malbig776 1
Don't feel bad I lose car parts while driving that's how bad I suck at driving lol I'n my defense I do live in Japan and it is small roads here compared to the states though
onlyme1216 0
Stay off the road.
kainpwnsu 19
So, you just suck at driving?
ragnorak6801 0
Maybe you are just a bad driver ;-)