Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
Now this might be a radical idea, but bear with me. Update your address, and more importantly, stop violating hands-free laws. You self-centered jackass.
Sagar Nair 12
Did you not learn your lesson the first time??
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Comments (19)
shellzy 20
Now this might be a radical idea, but bear with me. Update your address, and more importantly, stop violating hands-free laws. You self-centered jackass.
EmDizzle2007 28
you know... it's crazy enough to work.
TxKitten79 10
Why on earth would the OP ever do that?. That's crazy talk!
Sagar Nair 12
Did you not learn your lesson the first time??
XUDT72 24
You sound like an idiot...
mike3775 39
stupid is, as stupid does. YDI
RichardPencil 32
You should have lied about your address and claim to live at the address on your license.
kimdaa 13
Well, have you begun the process of updating your address? The court (yes, you'll have to go to court) will likely dismiss the address issue once they know that you've contacted DMV...the handsfree issue? You're gonna pay for that one.
Mungolikecandy 19
As others have said. A little thing which can stop this. Do not break the hands-free laws repeatedly (that will stop the reason for being pulled over) and update your address. Do both these things which are both actions you can take and problem solved. Essentially this is FML I keep doing things which get me pulled over.
Inkoseh 33
"I've done something illegal twice now and I've still not updated my address which i'm legally obligated to do PRIOR to/during my move. And now I've been caught! **** the police!" Worst part is you can update your address ONLINE, and they send you a sticker with the update for your licence.
TxKitten79 10
In my state you have 90 days from the days from your move date. But yes, the OP is clearly a dumbass for not taking care of it sooner... unless he/she is within that 90 day period (or applicable time period for their state).
thehaystackerine 20
Perhaps you would like some legal advice: STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASS HOLE!
BurnInDemonFire 39
'Sup, JC? Looking good in the Sonic trailer! Though the same can't be said for the wretched blue rodent himself.
jmilam90 9
Stop using your device while driving. It’s not that hard.