Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
sos
United States
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Jesse
United States
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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heyhihello95 12
That should tell you something
peachesncreem 21
Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..
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aquaeyedsiren 0
sure you were... don't worry, I believe you op ;)
kd7fds 3
I had this happen over 20 years ago in California. I was the only driver doing the speed limit at 2am on a Sunday morning, so I was "suspicious"
oarisimo 4
For it to happen twice that obviously shows you suck at driving. I hope I'm never on the road with you.
TheKidEka 9
Hahah, learn how to drive?
Devan5150 0
Burn
benw714 1
that just means you suck at driving
starrnao 15
I think that cops get bored and decide to pull someone over for being suspicious. I think you need to change your driving tactics OP. I am a female Asian driver who has never gotten pulled over... And proud of it!
bribriixoxo41 6
Shouldn't be drinking in the first place
babygirl83150 8
So you say...
mrsvallerybieber 0
You should concider re-taking the driving test.?