Miscellaneous: Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

Nick 27 November 2009, 10:11 United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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Girl-of-very-little-brain 29 December 2011, 12:01 Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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Anonymous 12 September 2021, 17:00 Folsom, United States

Losing my bearings

Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML

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ayye_its_nikki 19 December 2012, 05:07 Cedar Park, United States

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Anonymous 6 July 2020, 02:02

Best foot forward

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Hayleey_079 18 February 2010, 14:22 United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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IVOaf This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff United States

Bad start to the day

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Anonymous 18 September 2019, 20:00

Head, meet wall

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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hedayk 15 May 2015, 20:26 Bronx, United States

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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no one 19 June 2011, 18:46 United States

SO FRUSTRATING

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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Malpal 23 January 2009, 11:03 United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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Sionnach 10

27 November 2009, 16:32

Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.

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27 November 2009, 16:21

Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.